Utter uncerimonious droll

In this letter I intend to express my views about Mr. Skelton with gentleness and respect. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at Skelton. I am familiar with his goals, I understand how he operates, I have long recognized his tactics, and I know just about where he now stands on the ladder to total power. I can therefore say that, indubitably, I'm willing to accept that I find it ironic that he calls me dirty when he's the most dirty person you'll ever see. I'm even willing to accept that there will be public outrage if he tries to impose bestial new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of gormless drive for power. But almost every day, he outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's undoubtedly breathtaking to watch him.

The gloss that Skelton's idolators put on Skelton's prognoses unfortunately does little to raise several issues about his gutless initiatives that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic. After hours of sifting through Skelton's ostentatious writings I finally realized that he has -- not once, but several times -- been able to sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his dim-witted tractates are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and tell him how wrong he is.

We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Skelton. If he were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that his propositions are a spiritual syphilis that has now reached the tertiary stage, paresis and insanity. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. It's also why I say that Skelton likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners. However, when it comes right down to it, what he is pushing is both unforgiving and predatory. To summarize my views: If Mr. Skelton's satraps get their way, society as we know it will cease to exist.

nice

i never finished the guinness one and now there is no reason to

well i guess ill keep makin dailytoons anyways

A warning about this game

At first I thought that the sound quality was EXCESSIVELY AMBIENT. But then I realized that half of the bird chirping noises were coming from OUTSIDE my window. So I grabbed my 12 gauge shotgun and shouted HOW DARE YOU AFFECT THE INTEGRITY OF MY OPINION OF THIS GAMING EXPERIENCE as I reloaded. My neighbor just happened to be walking by in the midst of my cackling maniacally and firing off rounds in random locations. Needless to say, you are going to need to appear in an involuntary manslaughter trial as a witness.

10 out of 10.

what amazes me

is that anyone would even sponsor this game

the only redeeming quality was the graphics, and unfortunately that does nothing for the gameplay

the gameplay itself was horrible... it might have been slightly better if the vehicle didn't get stuck so much, or if the controls weren't so awkward

I found a bug in this game.

By accident (hey don't worry, I still like this game though).

In the log game (I figured out what to do) I was almost finished but for whatever reason the first log wouldn't go into place, then I exited out of the minigame and the log appeared in every other screen. I'm not sure what happened there.

My only other criticism, much like what other people said, there is no replay value whatsoever.

The cookie is a nice touch! I thought I'd have to restart all 10 games when I closed the window. Overall, great game.

Not bad

Really nice one you got past the build up.

Some of the leads in the middle sound kind of annoying though.

Eh... it was ok.

It was catchy, but you used the default claps and hats, which get annoying after hearing in practically every audio portal submission.

If you had the same bassline and maybe substituted something else for the clap, it would've been better.

By the way, are you using Fruity Loops?

Very nice

I liked it a lot. I'm just curious, what program did you use to make that?